Britney Spears isn't the sparkliest sequin in the bag !!!!!!!!!!

You could be forgiven for thinking Britney Spears isn't the sparkliest sequin in the bag, but at least she's got her head screwed on when it comes to her sons. The starlet is absolutely adamant that Sean Preston and Jayden James will never be allowed a career like her own. In fact, when asked what her reaction would be if they grew up wanting to be performers, Brit told US Cosmopolitan, "If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30!" Sounds very sensible to us, especially considering what the fame game has done for Britney. We wonder what Katie Price would say if she was asked the same question...

Lauren Conrad is finally returning to The Hills ... right after it ends.

Lauren Conrad is finally returning to The Hills ... right after it ends.
One week from tonight, the girl who made the MTV reality show a hit will be on hand for the Live Reunion Show after the now-sagging series mercifully goes off the air.
The reunion will immediately follow the series finale of The Hills and the season finale of The City. Whitney Port reported the LC news, as well as her own attendance:
"I am so happy to tell you all that I will be attending the reunion, as will Lauren!" Whitney wrote on her official site. "I am so excited to see everyone and catch up."
"I am so excited to see what's next for them," the former Hills star and current City leading lady continued. "It's been so long since we have all been together."

REUNITED: For one night and one night only, next Tuesday.

What remains unclear is whether Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, exiled from the show in recent weeks without notice, will appear between now and July 13.

The gruesome twosome was featured prominently in the first part of this season, but then Spencer went haywire, they supposedly broke up in real life, etc.

It's not clear why, but there has been no explanation of their vanishing from the series. Tonight, the penultimate episode of The Hills airs, followed by The City.

Cheryl Cole Comes Down with Malaria online news

Even unparalleled beauty is no match for malaria.

Soon after a trip to Tanzania last week with boyfriend Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole came down with a case of this dangerous disease. Friends told The Daily Mail that The X Factor judge was rushed to the hospital after a bout of "sweating and shaking" at home.
Cole will remain in the hospital for a few days and will need many weeks to recover from the ailment. Said a source:
"Cheryl hadn't been feeling herself for about a week. She was feeling tired and listless... During Sunday afternoon, Cheryl went downhill quickly. She was sweating and shaking and in a bad way."

Get better soon, Cheryl! Send in your best wishes to this malaria-stricken sex symbol today!

A spokesman says a mosquito likely bit his client and added: "Following doctors' advice, Cheryl Cole will be canceling all work commitments for the next week."

Nikki Reed Celebrates the Fourth at AXE Lounge

Joining in on the Independence Day celebrations, Nikki Reed partied it up at AXE Lounge in Southampton, New York on Sunday night (July 4).
The "Twilight" cutie spent most of the evening behind the deejay booth, while also doing a little dancing as Too Short took the stage for an energetic performance.

Taylor Swift's Patriotic Fourth of July Weekend

Enjoying quite the relaxing holiday weekend, Taylor Swift kept fans up to date as she documented her Fourth of July doings via her Twitter account.
Fitting in a little country fun, the "Love Story" singer ventured out on Saturday (July 3) to load up on healthy foods, as she wrote, "Local produce tent = yay!"

Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller: Married! online news

Carrie Prejean is an honest woman ... at least legally.
The controversial beauty queen exchanged opposite marriage vows with handsome but mediocre NFL quarterback Kyle Boller in her hometown of San Diego, Ca.
The Oakland Raiders signal-caller and the former Miss California said "I do" at Capella Church, located inside the Grand Del Mar Hotel in a 25-minute ceremony.
"It was beautiful," an eyewitness tells E! News of the Prejean-Boller nuptials. "They had cocktails on the lawn right after, and everyone seemed really happy."

BOLLER-ED OVER: Carrie fell fast and hard for her man.

Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller made it official when the 23-year-old beauty walked down the aisle in a classically gorgeous, one-shoulder mermaid-style gown.
while Kyle Boller and fellow groomsmen wore traditional black tuxedos.
Leaving behind her six bridesmaids, Prejean and her new husband were whisked away afterward in a white Rolls Royce Phantom. Not a bad way to roll out.
Kyle and Carrie became engaged in February, and began dating July, after she weathered storm of controversy over her remarks at the Miss USA pageant.

Lady Gaga: The Queen of Facebook !online news

More and more people are going gaga for Lady Gaga ... online.
Buoyed by outrageous costumes and smash hits like "Bad Romance," "Just Dance," "Poker Face" and "Alejandro," she's become one of the biggest names in music.
And the biggest name on Facebook among all living beings.
Friday, she surpassed 10 million fans on the social networking site, eclipsing President Barack Obama for the top spot (Britney Spears has the most Twitter fans).

The possible alter ego of Jo Calderone is only #1 among the living, of course. According to USA Today, five entities have more Facebook fans than Lady Gaga:

1. Michael Jackson
2. Texas Hold 'em Poker
3. Family Guy
4. Mafia Wars
5. Facebook

The rumored hermaphrodite told Rolling Stone that it's her fans who motivate her: "When I wake up in the morning, I feel like any other insecure 24-year-old."
"Then I say, 'You're Lady Gaga, get up and walk the walk today.'"
Amen. Follow this link to become a fan of THG on Facebook!